Every Zelda fan probably knows by now that the latest game, Hyrule Warriors, is coming out in a few months. Some might not know, but this game is a combination of two different titles, The Legend of Zelda, and a game saga called Dynasty Warriors. The lay-out reminds me very much of games that have a classic “capture-the-flag” style of design. The game has ever evolving missions, while still retaining some classic Zelda charm.
“Blast!” Remra yells as she slams her hand on a strange table. The table is like a scale model of the entire realm of Jino*, except it has live, miniature people and creatures running around. “How dare she do such a thing, kill my Phanticore!” Remra has just witnessed a miniature Binny and Genesis kill the miniature Phanticore** on the table. “Prisma! Bring me some tea!!” A young girl in the back nods, her glasses sliding down her face a little. “Yes ma’am”. Continue reading
Aaron walks through the barren field he’s in that never seems to stop, the sun beating down harshly on him, making him sweat underneath of his traveler’s cloak. He would take it off, but then he would likely be spotted and taken back to where he just escaped from, and he is determined to get as far away from there as possible. ‘I’ve been walking for hours,‘, he thinks, ‘I’m starved, I wish Valence had given me some food or something.‘ As the sun starts to set he sees a town in the distance. After a few more hours of walking Aaron arrives and is grateful for the cool of the evening. Continue reading
Genesis looks down at the sword hanging in its sheathe by her side, then looks at Binny who is defending her from the horrible creature from before. ‘How am I going to save Aaron if I can’t even protect myself?‘ she thinks, then hesitantly draws her blade. The glint of light shining off of it catches the creature’s eye and it runs past Binny, eager to destroy Genesis. Continue reading
(Rated Teen, so check it out with your parents before playing) (if you’re not a teen or older).
Fire Emblem Awakening, one of the best games I have ever played in my life. It has a solid, tear-jerking, action packed story, great characters, and amazing graphics.
It all begins with you and the other main character, Chrom, fighting the final battle. While it seems backwards, and it’s not really the final battle, the fact that it left you at a cliff-hanger was just one of the reasons I fell in love with it at first sight.
(First Meeting): After playing the chapter labeled “premonition”, our character wakes to find itself staring into the faces of Chrom and his little sister Lissa. Our character is an amnesiac, so we are not trusted at first, but after fighting to save Ylissean lives, Chrom welcomes us into his band of fighters called “The Shepherds”.
After this we spend our time helping fight one war, and then another. The story is so beautiful, I wouldn’t want to give spoilers, so I’ll leave it at this for now. An interesting thing about Fire Emblem Awakening, is that you can also play match-maker on here. There are eight children from the future you can unlock if you have their mothers get married to any of the soldiers that you choose.
You get them to talk to each other by pairing them in battle and having them fight side-by-side. (the conversations are funny if anything, so I highly recommend going after this function of the game). Yet another thing I love about this game is the openness of roles and such. While you start the game as a tactician and can use only tomes and swords, there is this wonderful item called a “second seal”, which allows you to change your class to any base class. Once you’ve reached level ten, you also have the opportunity to use a “master seal” to turn a base class into an advanced class, which is stronger and more capable.
The story is great, the cast is set, and the enemy is waiting, so I’d seriously recommend this to anyone who loves turn-based, action fantasy games. (oh, and did I mention the dragons? )
Aaron walks down a dark hallway in his borrowed knight’s armor, looking for a way out of this strange place. He wishes his suit didn’t clink and rattle like it did when he walked so it would draw less attention, but he shrugs it off and keeps going. He doesn’t know what this place is, but he knows that if Shadus wants him to stay, he has to get out as soon as possible. Continue reading
“Saddle my horse Princely!” Genesis says, just mere hours after her friend Aaron was abducted by the mysterious characters known as Shadus and Remra. “My lady, you are rushing into this,” Princely says, “wait until troops arrive to accompany you.” “By then it could be to late Princely! I have his sword, I’ll be fine.” Genesis mounts her Continue reading
Hello again faithful internet goers! This time I’m here to feature some travel destinations that are likely to make any family vacation fun! (or some favorite parts of Hyrule from different games ). So feels free to spend your next vacation at any of these fine spots (monster-free guarantee not included)!
#1. Lanayru Desert
Vacation Price: $500 Rupees.
This once vibrant and lush area has fallen to a small-ish state of decay and sandy-ness, but that shouldn’t deter you from packing your bags and having a fun day at the beach! Who cares that there’s no water…or trees….or anything besides old ruins, dead robots, and lots of monsters and sand. Come now and enjoy yourself (warning: bring giant electric snail repellent!)
#2. Death Mountain
Vacation Price: $1,100 Rupees
Welcome to Death Mountain, a rocky, craggy place perfect for rock climbers. While falling rocks and locals can be a bit of a problem, don’t think for a moment that the fire won’t kill you! Uh, I mean, there’s a magic fairy at the top, loving characters inside, and doesn’t it look gorgeous during a sunset? Bring your family, your friends, your fire extinguisher! Wait, what?
#3. Twilight Realm
Vacation Price: $450
Don’t let the low price and sunless sky fool you, this place is paradise! The locals are talkative (kinda), they have beautiful (not dangerous at all) wildlife, and every monster here just wants to give you a BIG hug! (or he wants the sol orb, which ever). Not to mention their friendly King Zant who worships Ganondorf as though he where a god, this place is full of hustle and bustle from every day life. Make sure to bring the whole family to this peaceful, magical, romantic place.
#4. Windfall Island
Vacation Price: $4,000 Rupees
Hmm, there actually isn’t anything wrong with this place, it’s just a regular, peaceful island. Pretty boring. Then again, I suppose for those who like safety and peace and all that boring junk, why not camp on it’s shores, stay at the hotel, check out the windmill. Honestly? I’d rather crawl around in the tunnels looking for rats or hang out with pirates. -_-
#5. Clock Town
Vacation Price: $10 Rupees!!
Like with the twilight realm, don’t let the price fool you, this is a score! You get to meet nice people, attend a fair, live for three days only, is there anything better? And ignore the moon out your window, it’s not going to fall like all the villagers say it is! Pack, bring the kids, just avoid little boys with weird masks
I hope you enjoyed this glowing travel guide, may you all find the vacation of your dreams! (payment is required in advance do to lack of people returning alive).
Aaron moans and wakes up feeling like he’s just been stampeded by elephants. He gets up and opens his eyes, taking in his surroundings. He’s in a dark cell with three stone walls and one wall that is all bars to let in light, if there was any. As far as he could tell he was the only one in what must be a dungeon, and the air smelled dry so he knew that he must be deep underground or indoors. Continue reading
Again I speak to you from the dark side of the universe, this time to talk about something bigger than a floating hand with an eye. I’m here to talk to you about about bosses, final bosses, and maybe a mini boss or two. Everyone knows there’s always a light at the end of the tunnel, but the light is often guarded by a horrible monster that really just wants you dead.
Weather it’s a Gym Leader, an evil hog-like guy, a dragon, or just The Ice King, the guys do have a kind of charm to them. I’m going to feature a few, and this is gonna work like the side characters things, just comment if you think a boss needs to see the light
Ahh yes, good old pig face. When I was growing up, he was the villain I always imagined. When ever my sister and I played princess, Ganon would always be the villain we fell to, and then we would imagine Link coming to save us. This is one of the reasons why I like this guy. He’s strong, evil, corrupted, but he won’t make you pee your pants at the sight of him. While how you defeat him hasn’t always changed much, the fact that Ganon HIMSELF changes, both in design and in character, makes him much different from the Floor Master and other villains from the Zelda Saga.
Yes, I know this photo is a meme and not really from the game, but can you blame me for putting it in this post? It’s so true you can’t even imagine. Zant comes in to Zelda’s castle like a boss, hurts Midna like a boss, and then stomps around like A TODDLER!!!
Even though his actions are childish, he does make a good mini-boss for Ganon in Twilight Princess, which is really all you could call Zant. The key to beating him is to not get flustered and to remember which items you used in the dungeon he puts you. The last thing I want to say, is that Zant only looks like a boss with his helmet on, and even then he makes me think of a fish
#3. Shadow Link
Shadow Link is awesome. Plain and simple. Though I never played Four Swords, it is one of my top games to get around to playing. I’ve read the manga and this guy just seems to be a kid looking to be noticed.
Shadow Link has one of the saddest stories I have ever read in the manga, he starts out wanting to be noticed, and moves from innocent intentions to evil works. He becomes a pawn to both Vaati and Ganon, who’s secretly working in the background. How ever, after encountering Green, Red, Blue, and Vio, he gets that being noticed like this isn’t what he wants.
In the end he sacrifices himself to bring an end to Vaati and Ganon, but is forced back into the shadow realm, but he’s okay with it because he has friends now. He is a character I will always love, and one of the ones that makes you cry when he’s gone.
Grima is the fell dragon from Fire Emblem which is the only place where you can put dragons, princes, bunny people, and an amnesieac and have it NOT be a fairy tale. Grima has six freaking wings, a freaky face hidden by that head armor, and a secret relation to the hero of the game (I. E., us). While it might be confusing if you choose the female avatar, Grima is distinctly male, unlike his counterpart Naga who is distinctly female.
He is destruction, choas, and pure malice. While I would love to tell you every itty-bitty-wittle thing about him, I’m gonna save some of that for when I actually post about Fire Emblem Awakening (And I WILL!!!)
#5. The Ice King
Yeah, The Ice King. I put him in here because my sis and I played the game “Adventure Time: Hey Ice King, Why’d You Steal Our Garbage?”, but there really isn’t anything to say about him besides the fact that he’s Lumpy Space Princess’ Mini-boss, He’s as pathetic as in the cartoon, and he’s the comic relief of this page :l. You can easily match his flow and beat him, you can use ANY of your weapons on him successfully (not that you need to -_-), and really, I have three words for him. DON’T. DATE. GARBAGE!!
Bowser is a bully, a crook, a mob leader, an egotistical maniac, and….a dad? This red haired, spine-shelled freak of nature is something else. Always trying to capture Princess Peach (honestly, I’d try for Rosalina if I was this guy) he is constantly being super-Marioed, torched, iced, or swept away by everyone’s favorite, Iconic plumber (cool fact: did you know he was almost a carpenter?)
While he is older than Ganon, he changes less and he seems to be less EVIL and more naughty. Not only that, I would like to meet Mama Bowser for Bowser jr. , could this be but another excuse for Nintendo to make a “Super Peach Sis.”? Seriously Nintendo, think it over .
Peace y’all, I’ll bring you more lighter side later, but for now….DO NOT TOUCH LORD VADER’S COOKIES!!!